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Just want to welcome you all to my new site. 'Khalo' & "Asalamalykum". At the moment there is not much to see and surf but i'm working on that. Ther are links in this site. Just click on what ever text you see and you are bound to open something.

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If any material / text offends you FUCK OFF then. Have a nice day : ) 

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                                                                                              "Sunway Hostel lift"-  Starting from left-- Dk, Ahmad, Lil Hez (toink), 

                                                                                                   Faisal, Garry and  Me                                                                                                                                                                              

                                                                                                    

                                                                                                    

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Name: Majid.M

DOB: 24/10/1982

POB: Pakistan

Star Sign: Scorpio

 

Currently livin: Brunei (some Oil rich Island next to Malaysia)

Picture: Somewhere below in the site with a group of friends.

 
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                                                                                            Below picture: starting from left-- Dk, Omaisy, Nasser, Amjad, Me, Saleh,

                                                                                                                                                     Mario and Ahmad.    

                                                                                       

                                                                                                    Just focus on the 2nd guy from the left (omasiy). What a Jump!

                                                                                                        Saleh (3rd from right) your supposed to jump not bend fwd.                

                                                                                       

                                                                                                So we like to POSE! But CK is trying too HARD!!! Relax lah 

                                                                                                        Amjad where did you pop in from? 

                                                                                    

                                                                                                    Some support West Side , Faisal supports Fuckside; naturally.... 

                                                                                   

 

 

                                                                                            

 

                                                                                    

 

Every 3.6 seconds someone dies of hunger. 75% are children.

This is a message from the 'hungersite.com'

 

 

  
					
 

 

 

 

 

 Birthday party in KL
 Singed Birthday Shirt
Singed Shirt from JIS    (School)
 

Pictures will be placed in the next update, so make sure you log on!

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Question: What do you call Ahmad in the mail ?

Ans: Black mail

 

 

Ahmad just joking. You know i love ya  

Nasser:  thanks for finding my shirt. Keep it safe as it’s the only nice shirt I have. Thanks. If you want to know I still have not got my visa and I doubt I will with all the shit going on between Iraq and the us. But Inshallah everything will be sorted out and in Gods way there is better even if we cant see it now.

 

Faisal: I owe you big time bro for what you did. Thanks for all the stuff. The paisa is on the way so should get it in a few days. Have to get you something nice to say thanks when I come to kl and I have just the right thing. When will I come I don’t know but soon inshallah. Am going to call you on Monday and make you call liza and tell her to call me. So be ready for that and make sure you have credit in your phone.

 

Omaisy: great to see your cap, I say that as I did not get a chance to see your face all the time we were chatting all due to the webcam and its positioning. Fix it or the bloody lights wht ever that was causing the problem.

 

Amjad: wht up with you I hardly see you on chat anymore?? Stay in touch throught mails.

 

Saleh:  I am VERY VERY aangry with you khra. I am still waiting for your email with the things you promised to tell me?????? I want to know wht happened.

 

INSTANT NOODLE CLUB:  yes that all you Indonesians. How are you . ???? I expect you all to now hit the reply buttons andsay “:FINE” and then click send.

Garry you better stop loggin on and then off 30 times in 10 seconds it fills my whole screen up and the bloody noise is annoying as hell so stop before I come to kl and shave all your hair off. As for hombring yudi have not heard form you in a while. I hope you have not been raped by some pundans…hahahaah…Rishi the final is on the 22nd,make sure you don’t miss it!!!!! And I cant believe that Kenya made it. Damn the Africans Damn you Ahmad.

 

SRI LANKANS:: none of you bother to stay intouch SAIF and AHMED. Just do me one favour give me wahab, nabil and usmans email addy yeah and goodluck with the cricket just a fukin pitty that pak didn’t make it.

 

PAKI CLUB: this is the newest addition to the mailing list. A bunch of friends in Brunei who are my neighbours – asad and zaki. Its weird saying anything to you guys as I just spoke to you on the phone. Aaahh….forget this. Cya at the cyber café for CS>

 

SLAVA: my russina mafia leader, how are you doing and how are stuff with you know who. Am takin care not to say the name incase that lands me in shite….so tell me about it…

  

HEZ:  do me a favour and pass this mail to mohammed as well as he says he never gets my mails ever so make sure he gets it and any luck in getting a phone so far.

 

Mohammed: khara you sit all day in front of that screen but still are so lazy to move your  fingers to reply to my chat messges…anyways how is that song coming along am still waiting to see it on the net so I can download it

 

NIRMALI: that’s for the email, was funny and I sent to Naomi while we were chatting as she wa a bit upset and it bought a smile to her gorgeous face so thanks for that and hey don’t hear from you much so how have you been.

 

FAIZA and LIYANA: I don’t know if you will get this coz your addresses are either worng or your inbox just does not like me. But if you get this reply back so I know I have the correct address.

 

K2 or should I say proudly MISES YOGI::hahahaha..how are you girl and tell me all abt your trip to redang and how it went. Wish you all the best and remember you can always reach Dr. Majid on  0163567462 Monday to Friday……hahahahaha  

 

 

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Latest with me is that i am working in my old School and get a handsome Fee. : ) Still have not got my Visa : (    Kill most of time on the net or playing pool with friends down here. The great thing is that one of my friends (angie) knows the ASIAN pool Champion so we go to his place and practice there. Bring it on Chibye!!!

 

The Royal London Circus is in Town. I have seen it before when i was 8 in Bahrain but am going to go with my family again and i will take some snaps and have them posted here so just be patient and wait till the next update. It will be great to see Ahmeds distant relations- chimps   : ) .... dont laguh too hard Nasser i will say hi to the Camels for you and pass your message on to them to deliver back to Yemen. The only thing that i am looking forward to are the BIG CATS....gggrrrr...i plan to stay back after the show is over and see if i can sneak in and get pics with the cats up close and even touch em...FUCK that would be a dream come true.

Before i forget Someone pass me Dimas & Slava's email address!!

 

 

OZZIES: Dima, Mario and Shelly.

Shelly, got your mail and hard to believe 3 jobs!!!....shit that must be a workload. I got one job and even though its not that hard by the end of the day i am totally puffed out and all i want to do is make love to my bed but yes if my hunni was here would be her and that is why my next sneak visit is being planned. But this time its not going to be a sneak visit. Am going to tell me parents that i am going to London, the only problem i face is getting there approval and getting the Visa with the ongoing crises between Iraq and US. But hopefully all will work out fine. Shelly can you please email me Dimas address or pass this link on to him i don't think i have him on my mailing list. Thanks and keep the mails rolling in. ( and send me some of those less is more party, want to put em up on the site : )

 

Tisha: thousand and 2 apologies for not including you in the last mail. : (  nice to know that your mom is cool with you know who. you two look great together. i still don't have a webcam so i cant have a video chat but wht i do have are pics coz one of my friends has a digi camera so will be posting up more pics here for you all to see and send me some pics too as the pics you sent last time i had to delete as they took up soo much space.

Waiying hung: MAK wht up? sorry for taking sooo long to reply was jut waiting for all the mails to pile up before i started on the group mail.Hope your exams went good and you passed all the subs. Let me know when you are going to US wht semester as nasser is going there too in April and i think Sudesh too.  I know wht you mean about College now. I was there and i came a few times to the Foyer and it was EMPTY!!!...felt weird too man to see that all the people we know have gone and its all these new faces taking over our spots. Felt like punching a few of em.

Nisha the preying mantis: hahahahaahaaaa,......it never gets old for me that one.

if your exams are over then i know you did good!! if they have not started then you will still do good!! Am glad that it worked and he liked it the gift and all. Remember you can always ask advice from the LUUUVE DOCTOR..hahahahaa...mmm..i could start charging you now for my services. oh by the way. Yeah stuff are great between me and my babe am planning another trip soon in April just hope i can get it all sorted out and arranged. Pretty hard these days with all the shit at my end. its a long story something we can talk about over a smoke one day...hahaha...take care.

HAPPY BELATED BRTHJDAY (sorry lah)

 

Razak: i got a question, whats with the REUNION thing. do you write that all yourself or what??

CK & SATIA: dont hear from you guys at all and whenver i see you online you guys are always set to away. Let me know how the whiteman treats the yellow man : ) take care.

Meena: helooooooooooooooooooo.....no mails from you in a bit, hope you are ok.  I rekon you got your exmas going on so in that case goodluck and hope you do well. See you on chat soon yeah take care and am going to ask you to do me a favour as you are the only one who would do it. Get me pics of the bums in US - razak, staia, ck and all...take care meenu

Shaheen: if you dont know i am workin in JIS these days part time, helpin out in the science dept. I see your sis everyday and i realised that she almost a replica of you or soon to be. She walks and talks just like you. Infact she walks so much like you that i jsut can help but copy it and it really winds her up :  )  Have not heard form you in a bit since your exams. How did they go Salaam.

Adam: are you alive??? if YES then how you doing?

Ahmed Moud: Gandoo, kiya haal hai or kiya kar raha hai. send me your pics so i can have em post em up here. What you doing these days in terms of education wise and all. 

Marcus: hey wht up bro. did you hear that chris got a snooker table. lucky bastard, am plannin to go there with angie and play some time soon. in school am with her 24 - 7. Everyone who i knew has gone so its only her and man she has changed a lot but am sure you already knew that. Hey Marc do u have any pics of your friends drunk??? could you pass them on to me i want to place em here. Thanks. 

Chika: Well when you coming back and don't come back without any pics.

Rizwan: Jani kidar hai aaj kal and how are the white people treating you. They better be treating you good warna gaand mai dou ga un ki.

Fanselow: mmm...dont expect a reply from you. you wont even have time. Too busy smokin up but hey when your sane and in the right mind reply back and till then have fun and take care DANEEEE BASTARD GUY YOU>>> : )  

Pat: you should not even be on this site and you know why. But hey if you mail i will give you ONE DALLA

Yaty: how are you long time nothing from you. just give me a lil update and tell me when you coming to brunei?

Meilyn: BODOH, since you go there wah forget us lah. allah mah...why so like that......hope your fine. take care.  

Golden Chikoon wht up girl, you know i miss ya soo much and its been ages since i spoke to ya, but actually i am speakin to ya right now and am sorry muah : )you still my numbah one. And i hope you still remain sick till i come.